SHE SAID YES

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After a year of shared adventures and countless debates about whether "The Brothers Karamazov" is truly Dostoevsky's finest work (she insists it is, he maintains "Crime and Punishment" holds that honor), we are delighted to announce our wedding day. When not explaining what is wrong with the rudder design on his latest sailboat, or attempting to explain quantum entanglement to a skeptical 12-year-old who has mastered the art of the eye-roll, he somehow found time to propose. In typical fashion, he had rehearsed an eloquent speech drawing parallels between their relationship and the harmonic resonance of harp strings (odd enough, given the state of neglect of his beloved electric harp), but when the moment arrived, he simply forgot all of it. Fortunately, incoherent stammering proved effective enough. Their union represents a merging not just of hearts but of documentary collections, old cinema and virtual bookshelves—a logistical challenge that may require the purchase of iPads with somewhat greater capacity. Together, they're creating a family where philosophical discussions at dinner are normal, where sailing adventures are planned with the precision of military operations (and executed with considerably less exactitude), and where his daughter has found in her future stepmother a co-conspirator, confidante, and occasional ally against his more eccentric parenting theories. They all look forward to a lifetime of half-finished books, partially constructed watercraft, impromptu harp recitals, and the kind of love that doesn't need to be perfect to be everything they've ever wanted. The wedding will take place at the end of a three-day celebration taking place from June 6th to 8th, 2025 in the great City of Miami Beach.